Well I skipped last month, so now I owe myself twice as much. With one aunt lecturing me to keep up with the wife, I guess it is not yet time to leave my shoes on the blogging mat.
We've had a fun and extremely busy couple of months. As I explained in August, we made the move south to Massachusetts just across the border. The first weekend though, we headed back to Minnesota for our traditional pilgrimage to the Minnesota State Fair. We went on Labor Day Sunday, just one day after attendees set the all-time record for daily attendance of 234,384. Also during the weekend we attended two family functions; an afternoon party with Alise's family and an evening at Outback with mine.
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| Deep Fried Cheeseburger (and pickles) |
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| Chocolate Covered Bacon |
The next weekend it was Alise's company party, and then again we went to Minnesota, this time for a wedding. And what a wedding it was! Not only did we get to see many of our closest friends from college, but we also got to see (likely for the first and last time ever) a trained boar pull a cart fit for the bride and groom. Also that weekend I was able to join my best friend and his girlfriend for my first ever visit to Target Field.
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| Twins lost, but I made it to Target Field, so win! |
All this while we were still settling in, but I took one more trip to the Upper Midwest as I was able to attend the biggest event in dairy in Madison, WI. During my weekend there, I showed some Russian dairy-related visitors (bankers, farm owners, government agriculture officials, etc.) the quality of genetics in Wisconsin and showed them around the Expo grounds. That was it for September.
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| My Russian friends with the World Champion Milk Producing cow. |
After Expo, I was home for a few days and then I headed east - to Russia. I was afforded the opportunity to attend an agricultural trade exposition for a few days, and was able to visit a farm managed by one of my new friends who visited the U.S. The trade show was for four days in Moscow, but for one evening I was able to make it to the famed Red Square. Otherwise it was all business in a country that has a lot of space, but is still really building its culture and tourism.
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Inside a 3-year old freestall barn. Domestic cattle with a little European Holstein genetics mixed in. Herd averages around 6,000 kl/year (10,000 kl = 22,000 lbs).
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| Apartments like this were everywhere. |
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| Old (really old statue on the right) meets new (Google billboard on the left) at the front of the Exposition grounds. |
You can view a complete album of all my pictures from Russia here:
While I was gone, Alise went home for a surprise birthday party for her mother. It wasn't a surprise just that Alise was coming home, it was a surprise to her mother that they were even having a "weekend retreat" at a cabin north of their house. We don't have any pictures to show you, but if you're friends with Em on facebook, you can check them out there. Sorry!
With all my traveling away from my lawfully wedded wife, she/we decided it was a good time for a vacation together. We made the trip one of both fun and learning, heading to the literal beginning of the U.S. of A. We made our way to Provincetown, MA, which - in case you didn't realize (we didn't) is the actually initial landing of the Puritans here in the U.S. After a few weeks near present day Provincetown, MA, they made their way across the bay to what is now Plymouth, MA. On the way out on Saturday, we stopped in Buzzards Bay, the Cape Cod Winery
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| They tried to grow their own grapes, but after a couple hard winters their crop has been down. |
en route to Falmouth, Chatham, and slept in Eastham (all in Massachusetts). Little did we know how many lighthouses we would see, and how related they were. After stopping on a beautiful beach in Chatham, we saw a pretty nice lighthouse that was owned and run by the Coast Guard, and didn't think much of it.
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| The Chatham Lighthouse |
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| Beautiful beach, but no swimming today. Red flag is up (and its like 50 degrees)! |
Once we got to Eastham, we investigated a free tour put on by a historical society. We learned that this was the lighthouse that was modeled in many movies, cameos, and paintings, and most importantly was on the front of the Cape Cod Potato Chip Company bags. It turns out that pre-rotating lights, instead they built multiple light houses so that everyone knew where they were. The Eastham (Cape Cod potato chip - owned by the local historical society) light originally was called the "three sisters", because there were three short lighthouses next to each other. The cliff there erodes quickly, so instead of basically allowing the Coast Guard to dismantle the lighthouse as the land under it eroded, the locals saved it and now maintain it. Therefore, it is no longer about to fall off the cliff, like it is on the bag of chips itself.
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| Look familiar? |
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| I'll just say we weren't the youngest people on the tour. But everyone was younger than the lighthouse. |
The Chatham lighthouse (our first stop on the southeast corner of Cape Cod), originally had two lights - one of which is still standing, and the other now stands as the Eastham "potato chip" lighthouse. Finally after we woke up on Sunday we drove north to the Truro lighthouse. Again, here the coast constantly erodes during winter storms and the lighthouse has needed to be moved back twice. Luckily this one will likely be permanently preserved due to the very nice golf course surrounding it.
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| Good picture auto-timer and fencepost! |
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| Even better picture, Alise! |
We continued north to Provincetown (P-Town as the locals call it) to get to the far reach of the coast and explore more of the Cape Cod National Sea Shore. For those of you who don't know (we really didn't until we moved out here), Province town is at the north tip of Cape Cod. It reminded me exactly of Key West, only colder. Near here is where the Pilgrims actually originally landed - but they didn't settle here. In fact, shots were fired on both sides (bullets on one, arrows on the other) at the first encounter, but no one was injured. So while the big boat continued to explore, eventually it found present day Plymouth, MA, and came back to pick up those on the Cape.
So, around 1900, they built a tower so you could see the entire cape and mainland Massachusetts all in one spot. It was a long climb, but unlike other old climbing attractions (Washington Monument, Statue of Liberty) ramps mostly replaced stairs, making it a very bearable up and down.
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| This is a view looking northeast out of the tower. Provincetown itself is at the south end of a little curl at the tip of Cape Cod. So in the above picture, the road back to mainland starts in the bottle middle of the picture, and then curls up and to the right, behind the camera man, and then mainland Massachusetts (and the rest of the U.S.) is on the left of the picture taker (obviously not shown in the picture). |
After descending from the tower, we decided to go check out the harbor and Cape Cod National Seashore; it looks like what you would see in movies; which is why, I guess they put it in movies.
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| Alise sells seashells by the sea shore. |
If you thought it was time to go home, boy were you wrong. Yes, we headed back north, then east (this is the Lower Cape, the part farthest from mainland - lower means "down wind" in this instance because of maritime directions... nothing to do with north or south. Maine residents are called "Downeasters" for this reason), then south (putting us on the Mid-Cape - the "vertical" standing portion) then southeast, then west (putting us Upper Cape - the southmost and closest to the land), until finally we were back across the Cape Cod Canal.
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| Cape Cod Canal near Buzzards Bay - we actually stopped here on the way out, not in. |
Our next history lesson took place at the most famed book in U.S. history books - Plymouth, or Plimouth Plantation as the tourist trap is called. This was a nice little stop that allowed us to learn quite a bit, take a rest, and talk to both present-day Native People (as they liked to be called) and New Englanders stuck in 1617 (actors). Real authentic place, heavy price, but worth the trip, once.
Leyden St, Plymouth, MA - Oldest Street in America
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| Plymouth Rock - though they added the "1620" in the 1800s |
By this time I had been reacquainted with the Eastern time zone. But I had a few days to head west to Reno. A national conference for dairy farmers on both the policy and promotion side allowed me to meet with friends and business associates I have met during the past year, learn the pulse of the industry, and see where we're going from here. It was a celebrity-filled weekend. On my flight from Las Vegas to Reno, I saw someone who was wearing a bunch of clothing for a certain world-famous brothel. After a quick internet search on my phone, yep, it was him. At the meeting itself, Howie Long gave one keynote, while Gloriana the up-and-coming country band performed. And on the way back from Reno to Las Vegas, I saw the Republican U.S. Senate candidate (who may be the Senator by this time tomorrow) on my flight.
Finally, to round out the month we went to Salem, MA, to learn about witches and more early American history. Evidently, none were burned at the stake or drowned with rocks (though that happened in England, the Puritans - the colonies' Lutherans and other protestants - were purposely different than their Europeon counterparts), only hung and one was pressed. Also, there were less than 20, and it was all done in just over a year. Who knew?
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| Last standing structure that has anything to do with witch trials - the Sherrif's house. |
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| Yes, that's a person. |
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| I'm not sure what that is. |
Before we went to Salem though, our tiny town has a pretty intense scarecrow competition. Check it out.


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There were all sorts of unique designs
But then we had a Halloween of our own to celebrate back at the ranch, in true Big 10 (11? 12?) style:
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| Pretty good, don't you think (yes, Alise made one with cheese in it, the M is hers too). |
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| Mine was the football, maybe the least difficulty, but also the least toothpicks (zero!). |
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| Happy Halloween! |
Love,
Lucas & Alise